Hey Ladies, It's that time a year again! It's the time when shirts get pulled down and skirts get pulled up and you'd never leave the house without fishnets. Confused? I'm talking about Halloween and all the costumes that will be parading around on Saturday. Why is it that just about every Halloween costume has to be the super sexy (read: slutty) version of whatever? There's the super sexy cat, super slutty police woman, naughty nurse...the list goes on. So, I thought I'd give those of you who haven't gotten a costume some last minute ideas.photo right: And let's not forget the Flirty French Maid (*sigh*)
So easy, you can do these at home!
SUPER SEXY JUDGE
Shorten an old zip up robe or graduation gown (about mid thigh).
Carry this...
and don't forget these!
SUPER SLUTTY PLUMBER
Take a old dingy T-shirt or button-down work shirt and pair with saggy, jean cut-offs (butt crack optional).
Put this on a tool belt or just tote around all night.
...and for the finale, no Plumber would be complete without these (oh look they have little handcuffs on them).
Hey, I who am I to judge. If there was a law against sequins and shiny stuff on costumes I may be in a lot of trouble.
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